Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-7467 (?)
- SCP-7467 is an ancient magical ritual that transforms humans into monstrous, mindless creatures (SCP-7467-A) or partially mutated, often catatonic or violent beings (SCP-7467-B). The ritual uses special bracelets (SCP-7467-1) to control the transformed individuals and various accessories like earrings, necklaces, rings, and tattoos (SCP-7467-2) as catalysts. If the ritual isn't performed perfectly, or if not all accessories are used, the transformation is incomplete and can cause severe, often lethal, mutations in the subjects, who may still experience brief moments of awareness. The SCP is contained by strictly prohibiting its use or manipulation, with the original tablet and a copy stored securely, and all related objects and transformed instances being terminated humanely.
- Listenbourg (?)
- The article describes Listenbourg as a fictional country that became the subject of an internet meme in October 2022. It originated from a doctored map of Europe shared by a French Twitter user, who jokingly implied Americans wouldn't know the country, which was depicted as an extension of the Iberian Peninsula. The meme went viral, with users collaboratively inventing details like its capital (Lurenberg), regions, population (59 million), history, and even a national anthem, while major brands, politicians, and official organizations played along with the joke.